Monkey Hit

There is a monkey. You have a pillow, a water balloon and a banana. The monkey has opinions about two of those three things.

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The monkey is here. It has not been bothered yet.

How to play

  1. Pick an object from the shelf.
  2. Throw it at the monkey.
  3. Try the banana when you want to be forgiven.

How it works

The monkey tracks how many times you have annoyed it and picks its reaction from a different set of lines depending on its mood. Give it a banana and the mood resets.

Why this exists

It is a cartoon monkey with a soft pillow. No monkeys were consulted.