Big Potato Roast
There is a potato. The potato has opinions about you. The opinions are not very good, but the potato is not very smart either.
The potato is looking at you. It has not spoken yet.
How to play
- Press the roast button.
- Absorb the insult.
- Remember that it came from a potato.
How it works
The roasts are all written by hand and live inside the page. One gets picked at random each time you press, with a shuffle so lines do not repeat back to back. The potato's expression changes depending on how hard the line lands.
Why this exists
Somebody had to say it, and it was never going to be a person with feelings.
